Ummm...

I'm not sure if there are words for this post.

The ones circulating around inside this brain of mine right now are "dorkiest.mom.ever."

No, your eyes aren't fooling you. That is most definitely a bottle of sunscreen AND a mini fan on my key chain. I passed these items on the kitchen counter just now and thought...what has happened to me???

I thought I was cooler than this.

I've gone off the deep end apparently.

Wow.